Is Your NMI Stuck? – More On The NMI Stuck Issue

Is your NMI stuck? Well you better catch it! Hey! I’m allowed to make bad jokes. After all, that is why you keep coming back, no? So to follow up some on our prior NMI issues. It seems that unlike what was stated before, this isn’t specific to resource constraints, x64, or vSMP. In fact,
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ESX 3.5 U4 Now Avail!

Can’t be much more descriptive than that. Check the release notes here. What’s New Notes: Not all combinations of VirtualCenter and ESX Server versions are supported and not all of these highlighted features are available unless you are using VirtualCenter 2.5 Update 4 with ESX Server 3.5 Update 4. See the ESX Server, VirtualCenter, and
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VMware Guide to HA Troubleshooting

This is much better than the post I had written, so here it goes. You are unable to add an ESX Server to a cluster in the VMware High Availability (HA) configuration . This article provides you with steps to: Troubleshoot an ESX Server that cannot be added to a cluster Troubleshoot VMware HA configuration
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What Happens When Chuck Norris Divides By Zero? – Virtualizing Virtualization

Sometimes you really can have too much of a good thing. Or is it? I’ve had a few specific use cases come up (demos for Virtualization Congress) where running one virtualization platform, on another virtualization platform makes sense (There will be instructions released on doing this closer to the show). Suffice it to say the
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It Still Doesn’t Work – Windows 2003 Standard 32bit & 4 GB Ram

I’ve run across several cases recently where assigning 4GB of memory to a 32bit VM caused some concern by folks looking at what’s available in the system properties. Example:   The VM is set to use 4GB ram (4096MB) & Booted. Properties show less than 4GB As does Task Manager So why is this? It’s
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Go Go PowerShell Speed Racer! – Speeding up PowerShell scripts.

From the VI Toolkit blog. Can you spot the difference between this code: 1: foreach ($vm in (get-vm)) { 2: $disks = Get-HardDisk -vm $vm 3: foreach ($disk in $disks) { 4:  Write-Host $disk.CapacityKB 5: } 6: } And this code: 1: foreach ($vm in (get-vm)) { 2: $disks = Get-HardDisk -vm $vm.name 3: foreach
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HyTrust Beta Video Tour

David Strom recently reviewed HyTrust Appliance on his blog:   HyTrust offers managers and administrators of VMware’s ESX virtual infrastructure a centralized, single point of control for hypervisor configuration, compliance, and access management that is both secure and easy to use through ordinary Web browsers.   We tested the RC version of the product in
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OpenSuse 11.1 on VMware Workstation – vmware-modconfig

It’s not often you’re likely to see a VMware Workstation post here. Why? Because for my limited use case, it “Just Works”. Really, it just does. This weekend however, I had some minor issues, why? Well, at some time on Friday (Saturday?) my Ubuntu 8.04 host install gave up the ghost. Some update or another
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Windows VM? Performance Gone to Heck? – Check Some of These Non Obvious Places

It’s late on a Friday. You’ve just virtualized this workload app server, and now it’s gone straight to hell. No, it didn’t pass go first either. You go through the motions of checking the host, knowing that you triple checked it the first time before putting the workload on there. You verified that you’re not
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Upgrades! My Office, Your VMware Tools.

This last weekend, the WordPress install on the site wasn’t the only thing that got an upgrade. The Professional VMware ‘offices’ got an upgrade as well. I’ve upgraded from a monolithic old wooden eyesore of a desk to a larger, aluminum & glass setup, that I think is just stylin. Take a look:   Enough
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Managing VI with PowerShell Presentation – What Do You Want To See?

Since y’all voted me and Pancil into the Virtualization Congress. I figure y’all should have some input into the presentation. Keep in mind, we’ll not just be covering managing VMware VI with PowerShell, but we’ll also cover managing Xen & Hyper-V too. Anything general? Anything specific? A particular use case you’d like to see? Leave
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