Where Did I Put My Tools? Are They In Sync? – Checking the VMware Tools with PowerShell

It’s 7PM, do you know where your VMware Tools are? Rather, do you know if all your VM’s have them installed and running? Here is a one-liner to check that with PowerShell: get-vm | where { $_.PowerState -eq "PoweredOn" } | Get-VMGuest | where { $_.State -ne "Running" } | select vmName, State What this
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What VLAN is that VM On? Ask PowerShell!

When your network engineer, or other random folks are looking for some assistance in updating their vlan map Visio, or are generally trying to make their work yours (who doesn’t love to delegate) you can bash out this one liner against your VI, and instantly have a list of what VM is on what VLAN.
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How Do You Prepare Your Templates?

Template VM’s are specialized VM’s. They’re designed to allow you to rapidly re-deploy preconfigured virtual machines, with little to no fuss. Often, however, that is not the case. I mean, who doesn’t just right click and “Convert to Template…” What that action does, is simply mark a file letting vCenter and ESX both know it’s
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Sunday Turtle Blogging – How Do Turtles Handle The Winter

Picture by: Harold_5056@flickr Because it’s still cold around these parts. At least, still cold for a Floridian living in Texas. Here is a comforting article about how these little guys survive the winter: Questions about how various animals survive winter come across my desk (or rather my computer screen) rather frequently. Every species living in
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How To Read Dumps – ESX Crash Dumps That Is

About thirty years ago in the jungle in South Korea I was spending some time living as a monk. One of the things I learned from these monks, was the ancient art of Dump reading. Yes! That’s right, I can tell the future by reading the finer texture and smell of a dump. Ok, while
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Vendor Utilities – Dell DSET and ESX

Not sure how useful these will be to anyone else, but here is how to get & use Dell’s DSET utility on ESX: First pull the DSET utility from here. sftp (scp, etc) Dell’s DSET utility to your home dir. chmod 777 the DSET util [root]# ls -alh total 24M -rwxrwxrwx    1 bunchc     bunchc          24M
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Trouble Getting VMware HA Working? – Basic Troubleshooting For VMware’s HA

Trouble with your HA config? vCenter (VirtualCenter) giving you all kinds of crap while setting it up? Let’s take a look some things to do when ‘Configure HA’ bunks up. Do you meet the requirements? There are a few things that you need in order to make sure all the bits of HA work. There
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Sunday Turtle Blogging – North Carolina Bill Preventing Turtle Export

Good news for North Carolina Turtles, from thestate.com A House subcommittee approved a bill (H.3121) designed to prevent the mass exportation of our turtles for food or the pet trade. The bill allows no more than 10 of certain species of turtles to be taken from the state by any individual, and no more than
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Administering VMware Site Recovery Manager – Chapter 1 Now Available!

Mike Laverick is doing something cool… he’s starting to slowly release his SRM book, chapter by chapter. Today, was chapter 1 To celebrate the arrival of my first advertiser to RTFM. I would like to begin the process of slowly releasing my SRM book free to download. The SRM book will remain commercially available for
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Y’all See This? – Nexus 1000v Architecture Write Up

Not sure when I came across this, and how late to the game I am on it, but alas, cleaning out my Firefox tabs today I came across a deployment diagram for the Nexus 1000v on ESX4: Some key observations of importance:     * The version of ESX running here is ESX 4.0 (not yet
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And the Pissing Contest Begins!

Incase you’ve missed this, project VRC & VMware have released XenApp TS benchmarks with conflicting results, which seems to have the virtualization blogosphere in a tussle. Here is a good summary. Honestly, I think the debate is good, as is having multiple benchmarks around this. Like a election, one should do their own research, and
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VMware Tech Games & GA Southern

Avnet Tech Games! This year’s AvNet Tech Games features a VMware Virtualization Challenge: VMware Virtualization Challenge – Student teams will be given three unique physical enterprise computer platform scenarios with the goal of producing a 3-5 year roadmap maximizing their business value while factoring in proper ROI and architectures with consideration for the current virtualization
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